By Latasha N. Nevada Diggs

However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.

State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma on the Every Sperm
is Sacred Amendment to Personhood Bill

They’re all fruit.

State Senator Nina Turner of Ohio on the Viagra Bill

tilth is a womb. craven is the banana lost at sea. it
needs jesus like all heathens do. wasted corn kernels, the shame! is
what spilt not life? into the spume semen dies. all
alive wading. all normal. dead. abnormal. wading. about
40 million each jack. stumpy dates, copious eggplants lacking the
guidance of anal governments. American sperm needs our love!
there’s a crisis and the strapping Norse is winning. and
thahn long seed is more exotic than Bronzeville peanuts making
double penetration pop on ghetto-tube. globules of little tails sure
to be tarnished. fertile lubes: Viagra, turkey baster fatalities. we
cherish our melon busboys and mulberry janitors. look

towards Brazil for a sign: passion fruits shaped like man’s sex. out-
law the neglect of apples. outlaw the abuse of pumpkins. against, not for

the test tubes. god gets quite irate over dried up grapes. men’s
spurned daggers bound for banks. drunk fruit flies crave, bemoan sexual
healing from hand. or mouth. seamen think little of the nation’s health.